'Twas the night after shutdown, when all through the plant
Not a creature was stirring, not even an ant;
The tools were all stored in place with care,
Hoping that OSHA would never be there.
While walking the plant, I heard an awful hiss
I had to go find what was amiss.
Over to the hose I flew like a freak,
Only to find a huge compressed air leak.
Back in the office, the utility bill in hand,
I began to question, “What is my air demand?”
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a service truck loaded with audit gear,
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